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1.Why is the letter T like an island? Because it is in the middle of waTer!

问：为什么字母T像一座岛？

答：岛不就在水当中嘛，水=water，T就在water这个单词当中呀

 

2.How many letters are there in the English alphabet? 18 letters!

 问：英语字母表有多少个字母？

答：18个！答26的童鞋别拍桌子嘛，人家问的是the English alphabet这3个单词包含多少字母，所以3 in the, 7 in English and 8 in alphabet，加起来就18个啦

 

3.Why did the boy bury his mobile phone? Because the batteries were dead.

问：为啥小明把自己的手机给埋了？

答：因为他的手机死了（没电了）。英语里说电池没电=dead battery

 

4.Which month has 28 days? All of them!

问：哪个月有28天？

 答：每个月。你没问哪个月有且只有28天呀

 

5.There are 5 birds in a tree. A hunter shoots 2 of them dead. How many birds are left? 2 birds.

问：树上有5只鸟，猎人枪杀了2只，还剩几只啊？

答一只也不剩的童鞋肯定听过这个吧，但你不觉得2只才符合逻辑嘛，因为ta俩飞不走了

 

6.I have 12 legs, 12 arms and 8 heads. What am I? A liar!

 问：我有12只脚、12个胳膊和8个头。你猜我是什么物种？

答：骗子！

 

7.What starts with P, ends with E, and has millions of letters? The Post Office!

问：什么东东以P开头，以E结束，含有上百万个letters？

答：Post Office！哈哈，你是不是去猜最长的单词了？其实吧，letter除了有字母的意思，还有信件的意思啊

 

8.What is the longest word in the English language? Smiles. Because there is a mile between its first and last letters!

问：英语里最长的单词是？

答：Smiles。因为第1个字母和最后1个字母相隔1 mile呢！1 mile=1英里1.6公里。

 

9.Why are Saturday and Sunday strong days? Because they are not weekdays!

问：为啥周六和周日是strong days？

答：因为周六和周日不是weekdays！别纠结于意思了，多读几遍weekways试试，是不是和weak days一样一样的啊

 

10.My mother and father are in the steel and iron business. What do they do? My father steals, and my mother irons.

问：我爸妈是在steel and iron业工作的。他们是做什么的？

答：我爸是偷东西的，我妈是熨东西的。该段子很高级呀，运用到了谐音和一词多义，steel（钢铁）和steal（偷窃）同音，iron既有铁的意思又有熨烫的意思。

 

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