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美国流行笑话Hearing problem 听力不好
An old man goes to his doctor and says，“I don’t think my wife’s hearing is as good as it used to be ,what should I do?”

The doctor replies,“Try this test to find out for sure. When your wife is in the kitchen doing dishes, stand fifteen feet behind her and ask her a question. If she doesn’t respond keep moving closer ,asking the question until she hears you. ”

The man goes home and sees his wife preparing dinner . He stands fifteen feet behind her and says ,“What’s for dinner honey ?”No response . He moves to ten feet behind her and asks again. No response . Five feet .No answer .

Finally ,he stands directly behind her and says ,“Honey ,what’s for dinner supper?”She says ,“For the fourth time. I SAID CHICKEN!”

一个老头对他的医生说：“我觉得我的太太的听力不如以前了。我该怎么办呢？”
医生说：“你可以做一个试验确认一下，当你太太在厨房做饭的时候，在她的后面15 英尺的距离问她一个问题。如果她不回答，就走近一点再问，直到她听见为止。”

老头回到家里，看见太太正在做饭。他站在她后面15英尺的距离问：“亲爱的，晚饭吃什么？”没有回答。他走到她后面10英尺的距离再问，没有回答。他走到她后面5英尺的地方再问，还是没有回答。

最后，他紧贴着她的后背问：“亲爱的，晚饭吃什么？”她说：“这是我第四次回答：吃鸡！”

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